Columbus: Single but not ready to mingle!

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Was Columbus married? 

Definitely not!

If he wasn’t a bachelor, like a dart board, he would have had to face these arrows in the form of questions!

-          Hey, where are you going?

-          With whom are you going?

-          Why exactly are you going?

-          On your way back can u get a packet of dosa batter?

-          When you are away, will I not get bored?

-          Okay then… Shall I also join you?

-          By the way, when will you be back? By bus or train?

-          What about dinner? Should I cook at home?

-          I want surprise gifts from where-ever!

And finally poor Columbus, “Bloody hell… I am not stepping out of the house. Enough? Happy?!”

(Disclaimer – Originally, an email forward in Malayalam)